Monday, July 18, 2005
after the whole evil banana blow-up - well, I had to get my car washed - so i paid big bucks to get it cleaned (i'd rather not say how much cuz it was more than I'd rather confess too...anyways, i got it to smell like yummy pina colada!)so uh...no more evidence of bananas
got this from eva's blog
so my top spots to live in according to findyourspot.com are
1. honolulu :)
2. sacramento (wha tha? do they even have a nightlife?)
3. little rock? - eva got this too? did clinton make up this quiz?
4. las vegas - now we're talking, went there twice this year :)
5. portland - hmmm, i guess i cud grow to like it
6. san bernardino
7. new orleans
8. baton rouge
9. baltimore - i cud visit eva
10. ventura
11. san diego
12. hartford - home of the oldest continuously published paper
13. oc
14. long beach
15. alexandria, louisiana (cooking demos every week, each city seems to have food in common)
16. new haven (first hamburger)
17. albuquerque
18. providence
19. santa barbara
20. oakland - actually this is where i'll ideally want to live, right by lake merritt
21. shreveport-bossier city, louisiana
22. dc (this would be third on my list after la)
23. ntachitoches, louisiana (okay enuf louisiana! i don't think i'll plan to live there)
24. las cruces, new mexico
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Summer has got to be the toughest in my job. I always feel like I'm in a marathon race and instead of coming up first, I'm on the sidelines panting away, beggin for some water...
or actually maybe ice cream would be good.
yes...ice cream and mochi. (I just bought a shirt with snoopy eating ice cream)
anyways, i have a crazy story that will top my ghetto one.
So I don't usually eat breakfast and when I do it's a banana or something small.
Except yesterday morning the banana was quite mushy and unsavory, so I set it on my dashboard...and left it there the whole day...in the sun...in my car...in the hot parking lot. and so when i came back hours upon hours later in the early evening - well, there was a funky bad smell in my car and i was wondering was the heck it was.
until i looked at my dashboard.
and there was the banana in all it's black poopy looking glory.
i tried to pick it up but it oozed clear stinkified liquid all over the place - it was clear! how in the world did the banana liquify?
in my horror, i sprayed it all over the car - my whole car smells like evil banana now - then i opened my car door - and splatted it out - and wiped down my car with an old napkin i found on the ground of my car (okay, i have a messy car)
then i drove away as fast as i could!!!
then, i felt hella ghetto for littering a nasty banana, and worried that some poor schmo was gonna drive over it and get banana split all over his tires, i worried about it all through my dinner with a friend - so two hours later, I drove back to work...
tried to be hella igcognito...drove by the evil banana...looked around (there was one person around on his cellie - but i tried to play it off real natural like) picked up the foul banana (which was still there untouched but now dry and like leather) with several napkins and drove away again REAL FAST!
okay, no more bananas for breakfast for me :op
or actually maybe ice cream would be good.
yes...ice cream and mochi. (I just bought a shirt with snoopy eating ice cream)
anyways, i have a crazy story that will top my ghetto one.
So I don't usually eat breakfast and when I do it's a banana or something small.
Except yesterday morning the banana was quite mushy and unsavory, so I set it on my dashboard...and left it there the whole day...in the sun...in my car...in the hot parking lot. and so when i came back hours upon hours later in the early evening - well, there was a funky bad smell in my car and i was wondering was the heck it was.
until i looked at my dashboard.
and there was the banana in all it's black poopy looking glory.
i tried to pick it up but it oozed clear stinkified liquid all over the place - it was clear! how in the world did the banana liquify?
in my horror, i sprayed it all over the car - my whole car smells like evil banana now - then i opened my car door - and splatted it out - and wiped down my car with an old napkin i found on the ground of my car (okay, i have a messy car)
then i drove away as fast as i could!!!
then, i felt hella ghetto for littering a nasty banana, and worried that some poor schmo was gonna drive over it and get banana split all over his tires, i worried about it all through my dinner with a friend - so two hours later, I drove back to work...
tried to be hella igcognito...drove by the evil banana...looked around (there was one person around on his cellie - but i tried to play it off real natural like) picked up the foul banana (which was still there untouched but now dry and like leather) with several napkins and drove away again REAL FAST!
okay, no more bananas for breakfast for me :op
