Friday, September 26, 2003
DAY 2 & 3 of cold: fever and redness - now i know what a cooked tomato feels like
but a funky thing that colds do is give really hallucinegic dreams and thoughts. dang, i'm drugged up.
anyways, besides being run over by a car and reliving the horrors of high school, i thought up a quiz like 5824's - only weirder cuz of my current disposition.
SOOOOOO: what would happen if 50 Cent watched NBC's Coupling and visited Ripley's Believe It or Not, and then wrote his song "21 questions" - would Vivica A. Fox still want him?
- Would you still love me if ....
- parts of my face fell off in chunks?
- as I walked parts of my body fell off?
- i could tear off part of my chest to show off electronic innards like T3?
- i had a mole with a big hair in the middle of my forehead?
- my face puffed up and i looked like elephant man?
- one butt cheek was bigger than the other?
- i was raised by wolves?
- stuffed animals were my only friends?
hmmm - for all those would one
a. kiss the booboo
b. state principle differences and scuffle away quietly?
c. RUN as fast as your legs can muster!
- mostly a's - you've got yourself the "one"
- mostly b's - look again
- mostly c's - commitment issues eh?
but a funky thing that colds do is give really hallucinegic dreams and thoughts. dang, i'm drugged up.
anyways, besides being run over by a car and reliving the horrors of high school, i thought up a quiz like 5824's - only weirder cuz of my current disposition.
SOOOOOO: what would happen if 50 Cent watched NBC's Coupling and visited Ripley's Believe It or Not, and then wrote his song "21 questions" - would Vivica A. Fox still want him?
- Would you still love me if ....
- parts of my face fell off in chunks?
- as I walked parts of my body fell off?
- i could tear off part of my chest to show off electronic innards like T3?
- i had a mole with a big hair in the middle of my forehead?
- my face puffed up and i looked like elephant man?
- one butt cheek was bigger than the other?
- i was raised by wolves?
- stuffed animals were my only friends?
hmmm - for all those would one
a. kiss the booboo
b. state principle differences and scuffle away quietly?
c. RUN as fast as your legs can muster!
- mostly a's - you've got yourself the "one"
- mostly b's - look again
- mostly c's - commitment issues eh?