Friday, November 07, 2003
a lil sad today b/c i tried setting up a high school tour - and they couldn't make it on the planned date - and the tour person got mad at me b/c of it. Good intentions gone sour
i hate expectations. and saving face. i hate how i feel like i have to please everybody. stupid type A personality.
on another note, a friend asked - how come Asians self segregate? u guyz have any idea? - here's a top ten
1. we don't have to explain why our lunches smell like farts
2. so we can squint together
3. safety in numbers - b/c we all know karate u know - ninjas don't act alone.
4. it takes more than one to recreate iron chef
5. cuz we're actually crab people (anyone catch that queer eye southpark?)
6. so we can break out our forks in secret - wooden chopsticks give tongue splinters
7. does asian invasian mean anything to u - we're taking over the world - one happa at a time.
8. did u know boba actually contains crack? users have to stick together (:op)
9. you need more than one to push rice rockets over speed bumps
10. cuz we have to keep our secret under wraps - we're really not the model minority - studying makes us crazy.
i hate expectations. and saving face. i hate how i feel like i have to please everybody. stupid type A personality.
on another note, a friend asked - how come Asians self segregate? u guyz have any idea? - here's a top ten
1. we don't have to explain why our lunches smell like farts
2. so we can squint together
3. safety in numbers - b/c we all know karate u know - ninjas don't act alone.
4. it takes more than one to recreate iron chef
5. cuz we're actually crab people (anyone catch that queer eye southpark?)
6. so we can break out our forks in secret - wooden chopsticks give tongue splinters
7. does asian invasian mean anything to u - we're taking over the world - one happa at a time.
8. did u know boba actually contains crack? users have to stick together (:op)
9. you need more than one to push rice rockets over speed bumps
10. cuz we have to keep our secret under wraps - we're really not the model minority - studying makes us crazy.
# posted by Marian @ 12:22 AM 
