Wednesday, May 12, 2004
have a front page story tomorrow :0)
2 funny stories to tell:
1. while writing the front pager - told this high schooler i'm mentoring that my brain felt like it was going to explode -she told me - i hope it doesn't, that would be detrimental to your story!
2. so i have this squishy stress toy at work - it's a Cal bear, dressed in a suit, holding a book and wearing glasses :0) cute lil guy
- but you see i ate lunch real late today (3 pm!) b/c i was working so hard, so i was a bit shaky
- anywayz, due to my shakiness with my lunch box, mr. cal bear fell into my lunch :(
- he fell into fried tofu and got real oily
- first i panicked and rubbed it off on my chair
- he was stlll oily and smelled like tofu
= you see we have rats at work, it's real gross, actualy, it used to be so bad, they would fall out of the ceiling, anyways, i was afraid, if i left mr. bear all oily, some rat would smell his now tofu-dom and eat his head off
- so i rushed to the bathroom holding him
- very embarrassed that i was holding a bear! so i ran
- unfortunately i ran into another reporter! yikes, kinda flew through the conversation real fast, so she wouldn't see me holding a bear - hope she didnt' think i was blowing her off
- then, i went into the bathroom, but i saw another person i knew! sheepishly, i had to tell her, that mr. bear fell in my lunch and i was washing him off
- she chuckles, and leaves
- i think she's going out with one of my bosses, hope she doesn't tell him that she saw me washing a bear in the bathroom!
- then i wash him off, no one is there :)
- then, i feel a real urgency to pee, so i go in the stall
- but i leave the bear outside, cuz that's alil weird to bring him in with me
- but i set him where i can spy on him through a crack, cuz i dont' want anyone to take him, he's too cute
- i figure if anyone takes him, i can yell out - stop! that's my bear!
- so i go in, set him out, and peek through
- another person comes out, then my lookout is covered! hope she isn't tempted by his cuteness - then i would have to rush out and that's embarrassing!
- but i rush out anywayz, and he's safe
- then i run to my desk
- he's clean :)
- i set him on my newly gotten uc davis candy jar :)
- all is well in the world again!
2 funny stories to tell:
1. while writing the front pager - told this high schooler i'm mentoring that my brain felt like it was going to explode -she told me - i hope it doesn't, that would be detrimental to your story!
2. so i have this squishy stress toy at work - it's a Cal bear, dressed in a suit, holding a book and wearing glasses :0) cute lil guy
- but you see i ate lunch real late today (3 pm!) b/c i was working so hard, so i was a bit shaky
- anywayz, due to my shakiness with my lunch box, mr. cal bear fell into my lunch :(
- he fell into fried tofu and got real oily
- first i panicked and rubbed it off on my chair
- he was stlll oily and smelled like tofu
= you see we have rats at work, it's real gross, actualy, it used to be so bad, they would fall out of the ceiling, anyways, i was afraid, if i left mr. bear all oily, some rat would smell his now tofu-dom and eat his head off
- so i rushed to the bathroom holding him
- very embarrassed that i was holding a bear! so i ran
- unfortunately i ran into another reporter! yikes, kinda flew through the conversation real fast, so she wouldn't see me holding a bear - hope she didnt' think i was blowing her off
- then, i went into the bathroom, but i saw another person i knew! sheepishly, i had to tell her, that mr. bear fell in my lunch and i was washing him off
- she chuckles, and leaves
- i think she's going out with one of my bosses, hope she doesn't tell him that she saw me washing a bear in the bathroom!
- then i wash him off, no one is there :)
- then, i feel a real urgency to pee, so i go in the stall
- but i leave the bear outside, cuz that's alil weird to bring him in with me
- but i set him where i can spy on him through a crack, cuz i dont' want anyone to take him, he's too cute
- i figure if anyone takes him, i can yell out - stop! that's my bear!
- so i go in, set him out, and peek through
- another person comes out, then my lookout is covered! hope she isn't tempted by his cuteness - then i would have to rush out and that's embarrassing!
- but i rush out anywayz, and he's safe
- then i run to my desk
- he's clean :)
- i set him on my newly gotten uc davis candy jar :)
- all is well in the world again!
# posted by Marian @ 11:31 PM 
