Tigz

Summer has got to be the toughest in my job. I always feel like I'm in a marathon race and instead of coming up first, I'm on the sidelines panting away, beggin for some water...

or actually maybe ice cream would be good.

yes...ice cream and mochi. (I just bought a shirt with snoopy eating ice cream)

anyways, i have a crazy story that will top my ghetto one.

So I don't usually eat breakfast and when I do it's a banana or something small.

Except yesterday morning the banana was quite mushy and unsavory, so I set it on my dashboard...and left it there the whole day...in the sun...in my car...in the hot parking lot. and so when i came back hours upon hours later in the early evening - well, there was a funky bad smell in my car and i was wondering was the heck it was.

until i looked at my dashboard.

and there was the banana in all it's black poopy looking glory.

i tried to pick it up but it oozed clear stinkified liquid all over the place - it was clear! how in the world did the banana liquify?

in my horror, i sprayed it all over the car - my whole car smells like evil banana now - then i opened my car door - and splatted it out - and wiped down my car with an old napkin i found on the ground of my car (okay, i have a messy car)

then i drove away as fast as i could!!!

then, i felt hella ghetto for littering a nasty banana, and worried that some poor schmo was gonna drive over it and get banana split all over his tires, i worried about it all through my dinner with a friend - so two hours later, I drove back to work...

tried to be hella igcognito...drove by the evil banana...looked around (there was one person around on his cellie - but i tried to play it off real natural like) picked up the foul banana (which was still there untouched but now dry and like leather) with several napkins and drove away again REAL FAST!

okay, no more bananas for breakfast for me :op